I don’t know why, but I always seem to be taking pictures of signs when I travel. Sometimes at home, too, if I spot a particularly funny or weird one.

In addition to all the wonderful things about this Santa Marta hostel that I laid out in my last post, La Brisa Loca also had one of the biggest collections of passive-aggressive signs that I’d ever seen in one place. They kept me highly entertained. Here are just a few more.

“Be very quiet after midnight. We will throw you out of the hostel for a disturbance after hours.”

“Do not hang the clothes on the balcony which will kill the plants and they’ll look like shit.”